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Nelson sat down at the cafe table with a little cup of tea and a little biscuit. As he wiped bread crumbs and butter from the side of his mouth, he looked at the woman with fancy black shoes waiting on line. He said to himself, oh, now I’ve got it. The more a woman’s feet look like hooves, the more I want to have sex with her. And then he drank more tea.
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True Stories From The Life Of Me
So the other night I went to a friend’s house for a house party. He was frying food all night. He had fried pickles, fried okra, fried french. When I came home, I smelled like fried.
I still smelled like fried the next day. Since it was morning, I took my jacket off of the coat rack and I placed it outside onto the fire escape. It was stinky and I wanted to blow off all of the stink.
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