June 2008
17 posts
Mama,
I’m lonely mama. Out of all them arms in the world, there ain’t a single one around me. I been feelin’ it somethin’ fierce. In my head, worse than the worst headache. Been feelin’ it up around my eyes, tricklin’ down my face. It’s everywhere, mama. It’s been stickin’ with me and I can’t figure how to fix it.
I been...
You,
You’d have to be crazy to spend any more than a week here. Really. I’ve been here for what seems like an eternity, and every day since I arrived, I get up around six o’clock in the morning. It’s not that I want to, it’s just that I haven’t any window blinds. Just as the sun begins to nose the hills, my room is filled with bright orange light....
Teddy, It’s mom. I’ve been waiting to hear back from you. When I first got your phone call, I was surprised. You? You joining the army? I didn’t think you had it in you. I’m still in shock and hoping it’s just a prank you’re playing. Whatever made you do such a thing? Is this about school? It’s always school. Or getting a job. You don’t have to go to...
My Interpretation of MySpace’s Dana Carvey touch-up job, vs. my more professionally retouched photo of Dana Carvey.
This is the myspace version.
This is my version.
Any thoughts on which one looks more ridiculous? I’m going to say: not mine.
Myriad Self-Titled EP
Not to be confused the multitude of other guitar smashing, liquor-swilling independents, Long Island frust-rock pioneers Myriad are best remembered by the placement of their band members at the end of their performances – in varying locations, prone, and likely bleeding.
Myriad’s untitled seminal release proves that trying to entice listeners into buying their album is...
Today, on my daily drive to work, I had the distinct pleasure of crashing into the the back of a NYC Transit Bus.
I wasn’t driving the car. I was sitting in the passenger seat staring at a redhead walking by. She had a green zip-up with a tie-died spiral on the right side of her head. She’s probably the only other person in Brooklyn who insists on wearing a hood in 75 degree...
It's lunchtime...
littlekhole:
jll:
And I’m questioning if anyone else puts potato chips all up on their sandwichs sometimes.
it’s the only way. (and pickles too)
I haven’t done this since 9th grade, but I did something quite similar. Fritos, Doritos, Chips or Funyuns : on my buttered bagel at lunch. Doing that now however seems like one free trip to triple bypass, redeemable at ate 53. Payment...
Me on "The Incredible Hulk" and its inevitable...
Jon: trailers are usually good no matter what
Jon: there is nothing in the trailer at all that looks exciting or interesting
Jon: its just
Jon: ed norton bein' all
Jon: "OH SNAP YOU DONT EVEN KNOW"
Jon: :rarrrr:
Jon: :fight:
Jon: :sad girl:
Jon: "THA HULK! GO SEE IT!"